May 2013
72 posts
“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good ol’ days before you’ve...”
– The Office (via funpoolparty)
Cosmo sex tip #285
Wanna make her wet?
Drown her.
cheesecurl:
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
whorville:
You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down
no-future-no-life:
“But the Bible says…”
hommeplus:
dick as hard as my life
babyferaligator:
id probably disappoint a sex doll
“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via matrioskaaa) 